Some shirts make you look tactical.
Some shirts make you look professional.

This shirt makes you look at man emotionally bonded to a dolphin who is now delivering highly questionable hazmat advice.

And honestly? That’s the brand.

“Dolphin Party” special edition tee celebrates the legendary, mysterious, and deeply concerning energy of the Hazard Class Podcast.

Featuring a glorious full-color design of America’s most trusted podcast host riding a dolphin directly into operational uncertainty, this shirt is perfect for:
• Hazmat techs
• Firefighters
• Podcast listeners
• Conference degenerates
• People who make bad decisions confidently

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to raise questions at the grocery store.

Limited run. Because society can only handle so many of these in circulation.

Product features
– Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — great for year-round wear
– Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape
– Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit and stability
– Direct-to-Film sleeve prints for crisp, durable detailing
– Meets EU REACH standards with a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat