A roomy, mid-weight hoodie that wears like a familiar companion. The front bears a bold, stamped title while the back reveals a playful silhouette and the line “I am hazardous,” turning everyday moments into a wink of dark humor. Built for relaxed movement, the soft brushed fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket invite long drives, late-night study sessions, and messy workshop days. It’s a hoodie that reads like an in-joke — low-key, confident, and a little mischievous — that blends into casual routines while standing out in small, memorable ways.

Product features
– 50/50 soft cotton-poly blend with a smooth surface for crisp printing
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
– Adjustable drawstring hood with metal grommets and self-colored cord
– Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands or carry essentials
– Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric, loose fit, sewn-in label, runs true to size

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean